Over
a gynaecologist's office:
Dr.
Jones, at your cervix.
We
repair what your husband fixed.
7
days without pizza makes one weak.
We
don't charge an arm and a leg - we want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
Let
us remove your shorts.
On
a maternity room door:
Push.....
push..... push.
At
an optometrist's office:
If
you don't see what you're looking for - you've come to the right place.
On
a taxidermist's window:
We
really know our stuff.
In
a podiatrist's office:
Time
wounds all heels.
On
a fence:
Dog
food is expensive - salesmen welcome.
At
a car dealership:
The
best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.
Outside
a muffler shop:
No
appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming.
In
a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At
the electric company:
We
would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
